TRUE: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a turn of events that left many jaws on the floor and beer cans left half-empty, Anheuser-Busch’s CEO, Maxwell Hoptastic, stunned the world by […]
‘Not On My Field’: Coach Belichick Just Suspended A ‘Rookie’ Anthem Kneeler
In the high-stakes world of the National Football League (NFL), where every touchdown is cheered and every fumble scrutinized, coaches are the guardians of team […]
Breaking: LeBron James Kicked Off the US Team, ‘You’re Woke’
In a stunning turn of events that has left basketball fans and armchair critics alike in a state of bemused disbelief, LeBron James, often hailed […]
TRUE: Roseanne Barr Lands a Staggering $1 Billion Deal with CBS for A New Sitcom
In a stunning turn of events, Roseanne Barr, the trailblazing comedian and actress, finds herself at the center of a billion-dollar offer from CBS to […]