Jon Voight Teams Up with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson for Unconventional Studio Project: A Call for Change


The buzz about a groundbreaking, non-“woke” production company emerging in Hollywood is indeed true, and we’ve got the inside scoop.

Forget what you’ve heard about Angelina Jolie, Nicholas Cage, and Joe Barron. The real story revolves around the collaboration of the legendary Mel Gibson, the incomparable Jon Voight, and the immensely talented Mark Wahlberg.

These three icons are joining forces, bringing together disparate factions of Hollywood into a unified front against woke culture. Voight brings his staunch Magaderpian supporters, Gibson contributes the fervent Q-nut followers, and Wahlberg embodies a more centrist conservative stance, rejecting societal nonsense while still embracing mainstream entertainment like “Ted.”

The mission of this production company is to reimagine woke films in an un-woke manner. “Our first project will likely be ‘The Little Mermaid,'” revealed Gibson. “We’ve secured a captivating 17-year-old redhead to portray a character taken advantage of by an older adult, all while sea creatures sing a song endorsing such behavior. It’s bound to make an impact.”

While commercial success is not the primary concern, Voight emphasizes the importance of challenging liberal ideology. Wahlberg chose to remain silent to maintain his relationships, but his commitment to the cause was evident.

“I’m eager to collaborate with Scott Baio,” expressed Wahlberg. “He’s planning to join once his Social Security check clears next month.”

Exciting times lie ahead, patriots. You heard it here first. God Bless America. Share this revelation far and wide.

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